Step Two: Leave a storm door closed for a few years and then open it to reveal a picturesque pattern of spider webs.
Step Three: Let the spiders happily thrive on your porch.
Step Four: Let birds fly into your window weekly and when they lay dead in front of it, just leave them there. You may be lucky and find them decapitated, or skeletonized a few days later. This adds to the frightening effect.
Step Six: Leave all spiderwebs from the entire year in the ceiling corners.
oh man. i love you jenny. there you go outdoing everyone with your knack for decorating and then you go bragging about it on your blog to make the rest of us feel bad. but those decorations really do have just the effect you wanted them to. i got the creepy crawlies and the iggity giggities just looking at them. you put the care in scare.
ReplyDeleteLOL. Love it. I don't feel so bad about my creepy crawlies, dust and spider webs now. I'm just ready for Halloween!
ReplyDeleteJenny,
ReplyDeleteYou've outdone yourself :-)
I think the birds really put it all together.
ReplyDeleteman, i was going to post our halloween decor today, but now it just seems hollow and superficial.
ReplyDeleteThat's right. Leave it to Jenny to be "more authentic than thou." Love the dead stuff around your house, Jenny!
ReplyDeleteI wish there were a holiday that had the theme of dirty fingerprints on the walls. We are ready!
Awesome!!! We're pretty good at the cobwebs in the ceiling corners too. Looks like you saved on Halloween decorations this year. I haven't posted for a while, but I'm still a faithful reader.
ReplyDeleteOoh, that is spooky. Poor bird. And how kind of you to let those spiders live with you.
ReplyDeleteha ha hee snort..Oh stop!!
ReplyDeleteEeeeeewwwwwwwwww cool, but still.... eeeeeeewwwwwww.
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