"Andrew" means Manly, Brave and Strong.

What do you get when you mix a paranoid parent with a trip to a corn maze? A funny story.

Andrew's preschool was was going to a corn maze where the kids would wear matching t-shirts and then run around trying to get themselves lost. This concerned me, and I wondered what Andrew would do if he got lost.
I asked him and he said,"I'd just run back to the people."
Persisting, I said: "What if you didn't know where the people were so you couldn't run back to them?"
Without skipping a beat he said, "I'd just kill an animal and eat it."