You know you're white trash when your chosen form of entertainment is watching a large, poisonous, pregnant hobo spider try to escape up the sides of a slippery garbage can.
If it is entertainment that you want, I hear that the spiders love the tilt-a-whirl, tidal wave, and whack-a-mole (aka vacuum, toilet, and shoe to the head), as well.
Wait... women who are pregnant should not go on tilt-a-whirls. Isn't it the same as spiders? You are hilarious! Where the heck do you live with the whole river rafting/ skunking/ spiders everywhere?
Add to the excitement by converting the garbage can into her own private swimming pool!
ReplyDeleteOr better yet, wait till the babies hatch and invite them all for a swim!
ReplyDeleteIf it is entertainment that you want, I hear that the spiders love the tilt-a-whirl, tidal wave, and whack-a-mole (aka vacuum, toilet, and shoe to the head), as well.
ReplyDeleteWait... women who are pregnant should not go on tilt-a-whirls. Isn't it the same as spiders? You are hilarious! Where the heck do you live with the whole river rafting/ skunking/ spiders everywhere?
ReplyDeleteHow do you know when a spider is pregnant? She eats the pickles and ice cream in your trash?
ReplyDeleteEdith, I think you're on to something. After we saw the spider there was exactly NO pickles or ice cream in the garbage.
ReplyDeleteMccrazy,
ReplyDeleteWelcome! I love finding new friends on the internet, especially the kind who actually think I'm funny.