October 7, 2008

Garbage Disposal

You might be white trash if you have a conversation like this:

Me: "Honey, what do I do about the fact that our garbage disposal isn't grinding up any of the food we put in there?"

My Hunk a'Burnin' Love: "Just scoop out the chunks and put them in the garbage."

Now why didn't I think of that?


  1. That's all well and good for a couple days, but after the third or fourth day those chunks are going on someone's pillow.

  2. I know you would never actually do that, but I love to add to the brattiness factor, which I know you love!