After washing your face at night...
Get your beauty rest
In the morning, put on your make up. Here are some tips:
Once you have chosen the right color,
Then dig the applicator into the left eye, and then into the right. Make sure to push hard enough to bruise the eyeball. (Sometimes beauty hurts.)
And enjoy your beautiful blackened eyes!
Always dress in your finest clothes. (Sometimes all of them at once).
When tanning, make sure no part of your skin actually sees the sun.
And, finally, keep ahead of your toe jam.
If it gets too severe, remember there are tools to help you--like pliers for example.