Random Facts About Me

1. I once sailed the English Channel...and then broke the sailboat.
2. I once had to be axed out of a locked bathroom.
3. I have been hunted by the MTC police
4. I'm afraid of holiday decorations
5. I used a hole full of cockroaches for a toilet for an entire month.
6. I had 40 different housemates in college.
7. I was stricken from the high school graduation list because I lacked P.E. credits.
8. I have two separate families of in-laws...and I like them both!
9. I've never had fake nails, nor gotten anything waxed.
10. When I asked my hairdresser to cut my hair in layers, she wouldn't do it because she said I never fix my hair.
11. I had to get thirty stitches in my elbow after trying to save a glass from hitting the floor.
12. My first job in college was cleaning 30 floor drains and sanitizing two gigantic garbage disposals.
13. I got another job by using different disguises to consistently hound the employees until they told me about an opening.
14. I spent three years working in the exercise facilities of our university and never once used them myself.
15. I once lost my wraparound skirt in the wind near a men's college dormitory.
16. I nearly lost my college scholarship because I lacked skills as a ballerina.
17. I once stayed in a posh flat near Buckingham Palace. For free.
18. I sailed the canals in Venice on a houseboat with a "boatload" of Italians.
19. I have sewn through my finger with a sewing machine.   
20. I have attitude issues with policemen
21. I have never taken any antibiotics.
22. I was an Avon lady in the eighth grade.
23. I once had a miraculous recovery from severe foot warts. TMI? (Hey, I got be'er)
24. I once claimed to be the daughter of a polygamist.
25. I went on a date once with my hair pinned up in curls and told my date that I had cut my long hair.