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Megan: Miss Allred brought her puppy to school today.Me: What kind of dog was it?
Megan: I think it was a vegetarian, but I'm not sure.
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Rachel: Why do you get "set apart" for a church calling? I think you should be put together!
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Dad: What's a fast offering?Megan: I know what it is! It's when Jenny asks you to do something and you offer to do it and then you do it fast!
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Rachel: Kids at school have their parents do their homework.Dad: Aren't you glad I don't do your homework?
Rachel: Yes!! I would have to do it all over again!
Ah, these are great!
ReplyDeleteVery funny!!
ReplyDeleteha! so glad you found that list and now it is on the www for all time.
ReplyDeleteThese things are priceless.
ReplyDeleteI remember teaching The Diary of Anne Frank to my 8th graders and one kid raised their hand and said, "Miss Stella, who The Diary of Anne Frank?"
Oops! I mean..."who *WROTE* the DofAF"
ReplyDeleteI love things kids say! Thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteHow funny! Your kids are great! All of them. And, yes, you did make the letter. And, yes, I am realizing how wise I was to counsel myself never to lose contact. I haven't been so good at that. :( I do love you, though, and always will.
ReplyDeleteHope you are finding a lot to do with your time...and I hope you feel better.
I was in miss Allred's class in kindergarten. I think I sort of, kind of, maybe, might just remember when she brought her puppy. Or maybe not. ?????????????
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