October 10, 2008

Hobo Highway Now Closed

This just in:
Hobo Highway (the one-inch space beneath our garage door) has been closed until further notice. My UDOT husband, who specializes in shutting highways down, has closed it off with a brand-new piece of weatherstripping. All spiders will have to find an alternate route for commuting to their work of terrorizing small children.

1 comment:

  1. Way to go Mr. UDOT! Do you contract out to areas outside your jurisdiction?