In four-year-old humor anything and everything is rendered hilarious by merely adding the phrase "in your head".
For example:
If I say, "Do you want some breakfast?"
Andrew says, "I want some breakfast in your head!" (Followed by uproarious laughter)
I say, "Go make your beddy-bye."
And he says, "Go make your heady-bye!!" (Uncontrollable giggles)
I say, "It's time to get dressed."
He says, "Okay. I'll get dressed. . .in your head!" (Tears running down his face)
Then I demonstrate my own comedic talent:
When Andrew says, "Can I play with Sammy?"
I say, "You can play with Sammy...
...in your head!"
It goes over really well, cements our friendship forever,
and has lead me to consider a career in preschool stand-up comedy.
For example:
If I say, "Do you want some breakfast?"
Andrew says, "I want some breakfast in your head!" (Followed by uproarious laughter)
I say, "Go make your beddy-bye."
And he says, "Go make your heady-bye!!" (Uncontrollable giggles)
I say, "It's time to get dressed."
He says, "Okay. I'll get dressed. . .in your head!" (Tears running down his face)
Then I demonstrate my own comedic talent:
When Andrew says, "Can I play with Sammy?"
I say, "You can play with Sammy...
...in your head!"
It goes over really well, cements our friendship forever,
and has lead me to consider a career in preschool stand-up comedy.
This makes me laugh! In our house it is "in 'insert bodily elimination function'", oh well, hopefully it is just a phase!
ReplyDeleteThat Andrew has such a sense of humor, it's no wonder with his parents being sooooo funny...
ReplyDelete...looking that it. Harrdy har! I love the "In your head" jokes, they are much more tasteful than "in bed" jokes!
THAT WAS FUNNY!!!.....in your head. Just kidding. Just thought I would try it out. I'm totally practicing so I can be Andrews favorite aunt. Thanks for the ammunition.
ReplyDeleteThat's cute! Besides, you get out of having to set up a play date with Sammy, since Andrew can now play with Sammy "in his head."
ReplyDeleteDid you make that sketch, you Songer, you?
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